I don’t have brain farts… I have brain queefs.” 🧠💨💅

Meet the official mascot of ADHD meetings, intrusive thoughts, and every moment your brain decides to reboot mid-sentence. This pink little gremlin isn’t broken, she’s just built different.

Whether you’re in a business meeting trying to be professional or staring at your to-do list wondering why it looks like ancient runes, this sticker captures the exact flavor of neurospicy chaos that only the chronically overstimulated understand.

Perfect for planners, water bottles, laptops, journals, therapy homework, or that notebook where you pretend to have your life together for 3 hours each January.

Waterproof, weatherproof, and proudly malfunctioning, just like you. ✨